Vegetarian Recipes

tasty vegetarian (& some seafood) recipes

Entries Tagged as 'Stuff'

MasterChef the Professionals is back!!!!

November 9th, 2015 · 5 Comments

A trip down memory lane … > Click here to read the full MasterChef Photolove story

[Read more →]

Tags: Stuff

By the way…

October 12th, 2013 · No Comments

…if anyone is interested I have a new folio site here. Now gis a job!

[Read more →]

Tags: Stuff

Celebrity Masterchef

July 30th, 2013 · No Comments

Don’t forget, tonight, 20:00, BBC1, Celebrity Masterchef. While you’re waiting why not revisit this touching Masterchef photolove story.

[Read more →]

Tags: Stuff

Happy Easter from Yumblog

March 30th, 2013 · No Comments

Regular reader(s) will probably be aware that every year at this time we here at Yumblog experience a visitation from the son of God ‘His Royal Highness Jesus H Christ’ in the form of the appearance of his divine fizzog on various household items. Imagine how delighted we were this Easter when the King of […]

[Read more →]

Tags: Stuff

Happy Easter from Yumblog

April 6th, 2012 · 2 Comments

Regular reader(s) will probably be aware that  every year at this time we here at yumblog experience a visitation from the son of God ‘His Royal Highness Jesus H Christ’ in the form of the appearance of his princely fizzog on various domestic items. Imagine how shocked we were when this Easter it wasn’t the apparition of […]

[Read more →]

Tags: Stuff

Very Pinteresting (but stupid)

March 24th, 2012 · No Comments

Yumblog are now on Pinterest (obviously)

[Read more →]

Tags: Stuff

Antony Worrall Thompson goes shopping

January 9th, 2012 · No Comments

Every little helps

[Read more →]

Tags: Stuff

Observer Food Monthly Awards 2011

October 18th, 2011 · No Comments

Yumblog has won ‘Best Food Blog‘ for an unprecedented tenth year in a row! (Surely some mistake – Ed) So thank you to the thousands of kind and generous readers who voted for us in this year’s Observer Food Monthly Awards. Thanks also to OFM’s panel of judges who singled us out for our extraordinary […]

[Read more →]

Tags: Stuff

The Great British Bake Off, Mary Berry and Fake Cream

October 14th, 2011 · No Comments

A belated congratulations to Joanne for deservedly winning the final of this years TGBBO and commiserations to Mary-Anne for being such a gracious loser. We would have been happy if either had won, so long as it wasn’t Yummy Mummy Holly (Ooh look, I seem to have already got a book deal!), with whom we […]

[Read more →]

Tags: Book · Stuff

We have moved…

August 25th, 2011 · No Comments

…to West Yorkshire. Yumblog have up sticks, waved goodbye to the chicken box and red spit paved streets of Bethnal Green and headed north to the Incredible Edible blooming market town of Todmorden. Set on the Pennine waterway in the heart of Calderdale, Tod (as we locals call it) has it’s own brewery, cheese maker, […]

[Read more →]

Tags: Stuff

Press Release

July 27th, 2011 · No Comments

Yumtech Technology Solutions are proud to announce that since the spectacular success of its trial on Simon Hopkinson’s ‘The Good Cook’, all future Yumblog postings will now feature this convenient ‘Quick Response’ code. Simply touch your QR enabled Android smartphone* to the screen and instantly receive the missing parts of the recipe we couldn’t be […]

[Read more →]

Tags: Stuff

Happy birthday …

June 2nd, 2011 · 2 Comments

to Yumblog Junior, who is one today. A birthday wish from Marc Riley on 6Music.

[Read more →]

Tags: Stuff

Latest Yumie magazine hits the newsagents

January 21st, 2011 · No Comments

Hi guys, hot off the press, the latest issue of Yumie magazine hits the newsagents’ shelves today. However, as the covershot is a photograph of an unmarried man casually tossing a salad, we feel we are beholden to public decency to place it behind our Family Shield™. Boom! And THAT ladies and gentlemen, boys and […]

[Read more →]

Tags: Stuff

Pixel Dog T-Shirt

January 14th, 2011 · No Comments

The next best thing to having a real dog. Please exit through the giftshop

[Read more →]

Tags: Stuff · T Shirts · Vegetarian

Gordon Ramsay’s hair transplant

January 1st, 2011 · 1 Comment

Yumblog exclusive: Gordon Ramsay reveals the results of his £30,000 hair transplant. view larger image

[Read more →]

Tags: Stuff

Happy Christmas from Yumblog

December 18th, 2010 · 1 Comment

[Read more →]

Tags: Christmas · Stuff

‘Masterchef: The Professionals’ is back

September 28th, 2010 · 3 Comments

Michel Roux Jr shows Monica Galetti his enormous cardoon

[Read more →]

Tags: Stuff

Gregg says…

September 14th, 2010 · No Comments

Our latest MasterChef apron would make an ideal gift for a mother, sister, aunty or granny… and all for less than £20. Buy this Apron from Zazzle.

[Read more →]

Tags: Apron · Stuff

Travels: Marie Celeste Ward, Whitechapel

August 26th, 2010 · No Comments

A belated thanks to all the staff at the Marie Celeste Maternity Ward, The Royal London Hospital. In these dangerous Cameron days it’s important to fight privatisation and commercialisation and support the NHS. View all images

[Read more →]

Tags: Stuff

Yumblog Celebrates 100 Days of the BIG SOCIETY

August 18th, 2010 · No Comments

If you had any doubts about the half-arsed nature of Dandruff Dave’s BIG SOCIETY, visit the official website.

[Read more →]

Tags: Stuff · Vegetarian

Celebrity Masterchef

July 20th, 2010 · No Comments

Don’t forget, 20:00, tomorrow, for the next 128 weeks. The first crop of celebrities are: Neil Stuke (Game On/The Bill), Tessa Sanderson (Javelin Gold Medal/The Bill), Richard Farleigh (Dragons Den/The Bill), Alex Fletcher (Brookside/The Bill) and Nihal Arthanayake (Radio One/The Bill) Next: Colin Jackson (5 ft 11½ in), Tricia Penrose (From Heartbeat to a fitness […]

[Read more →]

Tags: Stuff

Dog Toast

June 10th, 2010 · No Comments

In lieu of a proper posting, here is a photo of a dog-shaped piece of marmalade on toast which miraculously appeared at a recent breakfast.

[Read more →]

Tags: Stuff

Yumblog Junior

June 8th, 2010 · 8 Comments

We here at Yumblog would like to announce the addition to our team of Yumblog Junior, who arrived last Wednesday weighing in at an impressive 9lb 12oz. Normal Yumblogging will resume soon and we promise no cutesy baby anecdotes or amusing tales of parenthood.* * probably

[Read more →]

Tags: Stuff

Delia’s Seafood Risotto

May 17th, 2010 · No Comments

Some of you may have missed the whole Delia’s Seafood Risotto brouhaha. Read the comments before they are inevitably taken down.

[Read more →]

Tags: Stuff

Food (soft) Porn

April 11th, 2010 · 3 Comments

Here are some entirely random screen grabs from ‘The Delicious Miss Dahl’

[Read more →]

Tags: Stuff

What I done at Easter

April 8th, 2010 · 1 Comment

Nothing to do with food, but I thought you might like this illustration of how to fix a Telly Tubby’s broken tummy tele screen. Possibly not suitable for work (or small children). See whole illustration

[Read more →]

Tags: Stuff

Congratulations Dhruv

April 8th, 2010 · 1 Comment

Congratulations to NuDadDhruv for winning last nights MasterChef. He and the rest of the show will be greatly missed here at Yumblog Towers, although on the plus side we’ll no longer have to watch the endlessly repeated clip of the Tower of London toff coyly complaining “I think if I hadn’t been told it was […]

[Read more →]

Tags: Stuff

Happy Easter from yumblog

April 1st, 2010 · No Comments

Regular readers may recall that last year the face of our Lord Jesus H Christ miraculously appeared on a piece of toast. Well imagine our surprise when exactly a year to the day, the very same holy fizzog materialised on the piece of muslin we were using to cover our Hot Cross Bun dough. We […]

[Read more →]

Tags: Stuff

Sophie Dahl Cocktail Shaker

March 31st, 2010 · No Comments

Have you been watching the new Sophie Dahl cookery show? Isn’t it utterly brilliant! I think we can all agree it’s the very embodiment of the Reithian axiom to educate, inform and entertain and the BBC should be rightly proud of itself*. Who needs 6Music if the money saved by its butchery can go to […]

[Read more →]

Tags: Stuff

Nothing to do with food: Save 6Music

March 2nd, 2010 · 1 Comment

Blogger-D’s comment on Guardian Online I’m guessing that the amount of publicity given to 6Music these past few days must have done quite a bit to their listenership, I hope it has. Thompson and his fellow idiots should check out the figures and listen to their audience of proper music lovers. Does the BBC not […]

[Read more →]

Tags: Stuff · Uncategorized

Fanny and Johnnie Cradock Cookery Programme

February 27th, 2010 · No Comments

‘From concept to the last sprig of garnish by Fanny and Johnnie Cradock’ No3, published by Purnell in 1970, every Thursday, price 4’6. The issue which brought you Fanny’s infamous ‘Banana Candles’

[Read more →]

Tags: Stuff

Double Yolker

February 4th, 2010 · No Comments

Following on from this week’s earth shattering news of a woman who found six double yolkers* in a single box of eggs, imagine our surprise and delight when we cracked open an egg this morning and found not just a double yolk, but a double yolk bearing the dual fizzogs of cheeky TV light entertainers […]

[Read more →]

Tags: Eggs · Stuff

Some Cakes from Libya

February 1st, 2010 · No Comments

view whole set

[Read more →]

Tags: Stuff · Uncategorized

McTory Burger Launch

January 28th, 2010 · No Comments

Ever willing to jump on any faddish bandwagon which happens to be passing his £1.5 million North Kensington home, and eager to emulate the grubby and cynical dealings of Silvio Berlusconi, David Cameron today announced the launch of the McTory burger. Included in the range is the McBullingdon (Two over-privileged 1/2lb brandy fuelled patties made […]

[Read more →]

Tags: Stuff

British Children’s Packed Lunch Shock

January 12th, 2010 · 1 Comment

I was shocked to read that British children’s packed lunches are not meeting the nutritional standards that have been set for their classmates on school meals. A typical school child’s packed lunch consists of sugary snacks, knives,  meow meow, happy slapping, chlamydia, Asbo’s and Monster Munch it was revealed in today’s Daily Mail. This nutritional […]

[Read more →]

Tags: Stuff

Christmas Yumie Magazine now available

January 7th, 2010 · 4 Comments

Hi guys. Hot off the mustard* the new issue of Yumie Magazine is chock-a-block full of exciting colourful Christmas ideas to make your humble monochrome existence less shabby, bleak, and let’s be honest, pointless. Look on with slack-jawed envy as we honour you with a glimpse into the kaleidoscopic sumptuous magnificence that is a Christmas […]

[Read more →]

Tags: Christmas · Stuff

Mr Dave Launches Nationwide Poster Campaign

January 6th, 2010 · No Comments

[Read more →]

Tags: Prick · Stuff

Happy New Year

January 3rd, 2010 · No Comments

Happy New Year from all of us here at Yumblog.

[Read more →]

Tags: Stuff

Salty Salty lick Lick

December 13th, 2009 · No Comments

Hi Guys, is Jamie Oliver’s Spicy Olive Garlic & Tomato Pasta Sauce not salty enough for you? Why not try the Yumblog strawberry flavoured salt lick – It’s guaranteed to get your blood boiling! Only £12.99 from all good branches of Cost Cutter. Great sprinkled on chips!

[Read more →]

Tags: Stuff

The Rise of the Idiots

December 12th, 2009 · No Comments

Fwd: Underground food and drink festival, E8 Hi R (a) It costs £40 (b) It involves booze (c) It is pitching itself as so intolerably cool I can almost feel the moustaches Obviously we won’t be able to call ourselves cutting edge any more, never mind. D xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[Read more →]

Tags: Stuff