Hi guys. Hot off the mustard* the new issue of Yumie Magazine is chock-a-block full of exciting colourful Christmas ideas to make your humble monochrome existence less shabby, bleak, and let’s be honest, pointless. Look on with slack-jawed envy as we honour you with a glimpse into the kaleidoscopic sumptuous magnificence that is a Christmas here at Yumblog Towers. Our festivities are so resplendently swank and perfectly choreographed they make Nigela’s absurd yuletide fantasy look almost achievable.
So pick up a copy today and see how your Christmas could have been.
* Mustard and Cress – Press
Full marks for the inexplicable On The Buses reference. 🙂
Dad?!
I’ve tried that Arthur and Olive tapenade, it was horrible, full of stupid great lumps.
…also sexual innuendo and casual racism.
R