Hi guys. Hot off the mustard* the new issue of Yumie Magazine is chock-a-block full of exciting colourful Christmas ideas to make your humble monochrome existence less shabby, bleak, and let’s be honest, pointless. Look on with slack-jawed envy as we honour you with a glimpse into the kaleidoscopic sumptuous magnificence that is a Christmas here at Yumblog Towers. Our festivities are so resplendently swank and perfectly choreographed they make Nigela’s absurd yuletide fantasy look almost achievable.
So pick up a copy today and see how your Christmas could have been.
* Mustard and Cress – Press
4 responses so far ↓
1 Mimsy Swallows // Jan 8, 2010 at 4:59 pm
Full marks for the inexplicable On The Buses reference.
2 Nigel // Jan 8, 2010 at 9:36 pm
Dad?!
3 Michael Robbins // Jan 12, 2010 at 2:04 pm
I’ve tried that Arthur and Olive tapenade, it was horrible, full of stupid great lumps.
4 richard // Jan 12, 2010 at 2:33 pm
…also sexual innuendo and casual racism.
R
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