richard Hi guys. Hot off the mustard* the new issue of Yumie Magazine is chock-a-block full of exciting colourful Christmas ideas to make your humble monochrome existence less shabby, bleak, and let’s be honest, pointless. Look on with slack-jawed envy as we honour you with a glimpse into the kaleidoscopic sumptuous magnificence that is a Christmas here at Yumblog Towers. Our festivities are so resplendently swank and perfectly choreographed they make Nigela’s absurd yuletide fantasy look almost achievable.
So pick up a copy today and see how your Christmas could have been.
* Mustard and Cress – Press
Full marks for the inexplicable On The Buses reference.
Dad?!
I’ve tried that Arthur and Olive tapenade, it was horrible, full of stupid great lumps.
…also sexual innuendo and casual racism.
R