Double Yolker

Following on from this week’s earth shattering news of a woman who found six double yolkers* in a single box of eggs, imagine our surprise and delight when we cracked open an egg this morning and found not just a double yolk, but a double yolk bearing the dual fizzogs of cheeky TV light entertainers Ant and Dec. Obviously we did what any sane person would do it this situation and immediately phoned the Daily Mail. Their receptionist told us the odds of this eggy miracle happening were an astounding 4:1.

* WARNING: This link takes you through to The Mail Online. Now wash your hands!

A double yolker

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