richard Regular readers may recall that last year the face of our Lord Jesus H Christ miraculously appeared on a piece of toast. Well imagine our surprise when exactly a year to the day, the very same holy fizzog materialised on the piece of muslin we were using to cover our Hot Cross Bun dough.
We immediately contacted experts at the Vatican (Department of Holy Apparitions, Weeping Statues and Level 2 Miracles) and after vigorous investigative probing NOT involving small boys, they have concluded that this is either a visitation from the Prince of Peace himself or a clumsy and tired bit of Photoshop trickery.
YOU decide reader … and Happy Easter.
