richard I was shocked to read that British children’s packed lunches are not meeting the nutritional standards that have been set for their classmates on school meals. A typical school child’s packed lunch consists of sugary snacks, knives, meow meow, happy slapping, chlamydia, Asbo’s and Monster Munch it was revealed in today’s Daily Mail. This nutritional outrage is in stark contrast to the healthy lunches our Mums packed for us in the 1970s…as illustrated below.
In the interests of accuracy, I should point out that to meet Scottish Health Standards, the packed lunch you show should actually be deep fried, and served with soggy chips.