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Yuckblog 1: Mug Shot v Asda Pasta Mealpot

September 21st, 2008 · 12 Comments

A regular game we play to enliven the joyless visit to a supermarket is to hunt down the most ridiculous, unappetising, over-packaged or ill-conceived snack ‘food’ and snarl Duncan Bannatyne style derision at it. However, as enjoyable as this is, I sometimes feel we are just being middle-class OFM-reading wankers and so perhaps should give these products the benefit of the doubt and try them out … after all, they could actually be delicious.

Asda Pasta Mealpot

‘TRY ME, LOVE ME. We’ll refund and replace if you are not 100% happy’

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First up: Mug Shot

Mug Shot

Number of ingredients: 15 including Calcium Stearoyl-2-lactylate
Calories: 301
Price: 36p
Description: Pasta Spirals in a Creamy Cheese Sauce. The pasta snack you make in a mug!

The first disappointment is that contrary to the impression given by the packaging, this pasta does NOT glow in the dark. It tastes like it SHOULD glow in the dark, but alas it doesn’t.

Anyway, this value-added food product is manufactured by a company in Leeds called Symington’s, which specialises in ‘just add boiling water’ dried meals and boasts Ainsley Harriott as their tamed celebrity chef. The big selling point seems to be that it can be made in a mug and so is presumably aimed at people who find eating off a plate too challenging. There are diagrammatic ‘cooking’ instructions on the back of the packet as no doubt proper words can be an obstacle to people who prefer to drink their pasta.

Following these instructions we emptied out the contents (a mixture of thin green and white pasta spirals, and a cheesy salty dust) into a mug, poured in boiling water up to 15mm from the top, stirred, waited for 5 minutes and stirred again.

Mug Shot

Right, let’s tuck in! Despite sitting in boiling water for only five minutes, the pasta manages to be half an hour the wrong side of al dente. The creamy cheese sauce is neither creamy nor cheesy but is instead a salty, slightly sweet, and essentially flavour-free slime. The green flecks masquerading as parsley fail to add any gusto.

In a word: Slimy. In another word: Unpleasant. In two words: Unpleasantly slimy.

Mug Shot

For those of you who would like to try a ‘Mug Shot’ but are too posh or self-conscious to buy a packet from the shops, I have devised this simple recipe you can try at home:

Take 100g of cheap pasta (ideally something from the Tesco Blue Stripy range) and boil vigorously in plenty of water for at least 3 hours. Meanwhile take 1 tsp of ready-grated Parmesan (the stuff that smells of sick), 4 tbsp each of salt and refined white sugar, a cup of slime (any sort will do) and dissolve into a gallon of hot water. Combine with the pasta and serve in your favourite mug.

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Next the: Asda Pasta Mealpot

Asda Pasta Mealpot

Number of ingredients: 20 including Potassium Phosphate
Calories: 412
Price: 77p
Description: Pasta spirals in a tomato and mascarpone cheese flavoured sauce with red peppers and herbs

Now this (sp)Asda Pasta Mealpot is an exciting prospect as it costs twice as much as the ‘Mug Shot’ and so should be twice as good. It is certainly packed full of ingredients. 20 in all, one of which is Potassium Phosphate which I confess is probably my favourite of all the phosphates. We were looking forward to that mascarpone cheese ‘flavoured’ sauce and could only wonder at the subtle ways in which it would merge and mingle with the pepper and herbs.

What’s more you don’t even have to look under the bed for a mug as it comes in its own handy disposable plastic bucket. The contents are similar to the ‘Mug Shot’ (thin white pasta spirals and red dust instead of yellow) and the cooking procedure is identical although this time the instructions are only available in real words.

Asda Pasta Mealpot

The initial excitement generated by a pleasant ‘pizza’ smell is soon dampened as once again the pasta proves to be soggy and the sauce wet and flavourless. The sauce is over salted with a hint (a mere innuendo) of pepper, but that is all. Herbs? And cheese? Where’s the fucking cheese?

Asda Pasta Mealpot

In summary: Wishy-washy

By the way, I’m confused by the ‘We’ll refund and replace if you are not 100% happy’ because it doesn’t specify whether your discontentment has to be with the product itself or just with life in general. I feel if the latter is the case, then Asda are a little optimistic if they think their customers’ malaise can be cured by the gift of 77p and a bucket of pasta slop.

The winner: Asda Pasta Mealpot (just)

Tags: Vegetarian · yuckblog

12 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Richard // Oct 17, 2008 at 8:09 am

    I’ve just discovered your blog – I love the yuckblog stuff – please keep it up… looking forward to reading more!

  • 2 richard // Oct 17, 2008 at 9:02 am

    Hi Richard … pleased you like it.

    We will definitely be writing more yuckblogs – in fact we have a few goodies in the cupboard waiting to be tasted this weekend.

    It’s a public service after all. We eat this crap so you don’t have to.

    Keep eating the kippers.

    R

  • 3 Krista // Oct 20, 2008 at 7:06 pm

    So you’re going to try to return it, right? And write about what happens? That would be awesome!

    Love the blog! Love this particular concept of searching out the oddest prepared food. Love the photography as well. Very very good stuff.

  • 4 Richard (yet another) // Dec 13, 2008 at 12:12 am

    Love your blog. I’ve been going through the archives and bookmarking recipes to try, and the yuckblogs have been making me sick at the food they show, and with laughter. Hooray!

  • 5 Vicky Mcneil // Oct 20, 2010 at 3:58 pm

    Perhaps you are over looking the purpose of mug shots? Personally, I consider myself to be a foody and I will not go to the length of qualifying this for your continued doubt.
    I think the product is fine, and serves a purpose a low fat food or the go which is rare to find these days. ‘low calorie’ salads are in actual fact covered in fatty dressings, and the task is more difficult for those who do not eat bread (ie – me).
    So Mug Shots actually enable you to eat your desk (hense the no-plate, I am quite capable thanks!) and feel full – also does not CONTAIN MSG as you suggest. Maybe you should try the noodle version which is actually much nicer than the pasta?

    I think your blog is amusing but unfounded? Maybe you should write for ‘gumpy olde women/men’ instead?

  • 6 richard // Oct 26, 2010 at 12:00 pm

    Hi Vicky

    I am lost for words.

    R

  • 7 Holly Taylor // Jan 11, 2011 at 5:09 pm

    MUG SHOTS ARE SO GOOD, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM.
    I bet you couldn’t make a better snack in 5 mins :L

  • 8 richard // Jan 13, 2011 at 12:16 pm

    Hi Holly
    STOP SHOUTING!
    I think you’ve missed the point … we write a food blog and are both excellent cooks, so of course we can knock up a better snack in 5 minutes. >:(
    R

  • 9 Michelle // Aug 29, 2011 at 9:04 am

    I’ve just found your website today and it’s had me snorting into my fruit and fibre, which is a high accolade given that I frequently resemble the living dead in the mornings.

    Right then.. Off to get me mug shot for lunch. Keep up the fine blogging folks-I will be returning!

  • 10 boss // Nov 22, 2011 at 2:58 pm

    I quite like the mug shots, its actually better if you give them a good stir straight after you put the water in then leave it for 10-15 mins and give it a stir a couple of times while you wait

  • 11 Ruth // Jan 11, 2013 at 2:48 pm

    I just tasted the foul taste of tomato and herb mug shot (on sale in Asda for 50p a packet), and actually went to the net to see what other people thought of that congealed slop in a cup. Hence I’m here. Foul, evil tasting witches brew.

  • 12 Anonymous // Aug 3, 2015 at 9:48 pm

    I love mug shots- I don’t have time to cook or any interest in cooking though so they suit me

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