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Mozzarella Pizzaiola

March 19th, 2013 · 5 Comments

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Mozzarella Pizzaiola

Preparation time: 15 minutes
Cooking time: 1.5 to 2 hours
Serves: 2
Skill level: easy


  • (decent) tomatoes – 1kg
  • extra virgin olive oil
  • red wine vinegar
  • caster sugar – 1 tbsp
  • 2 x 125g balls of the best mozzarella you can find/afford
  • basil leaves – small handful
  • Maldon salt and pepper

Preheat the oven to 140c/gas mark 1.

Roughly cut the tomatoes into bitesize pieces and lay in a single layer on a baking tray.

Pour over a generous slug of olive oil and a few splashes of the vinegar (you’ll be enthusiastically mopping this up with bread later, so be generous). Sprinkle over the sugar, half the basil leaves and season with salt and pepper.

Roast in the oven for 1.5 to 2 hours or until the tomatoes are only just holding their tomato shape. Taste and adjust the seasoning if necessary.

Mozzarella Pizzaiola

Spoon the tomatoes onto 2 plates and sprinkle over the remaining basil leaves (this time chopped). Lay over thick slices of mozzarella and drizzle with the remaining tomato-ey oil from the baking tray.

Eat warm with some good bread to soak up the juices.

Verdict: Superb. Sweet and tangy tomatoes, smooth creamy mozzarella and fragrant basil. Could only be improved by Mediterranean sunshine and a sea view.

Drink: A crisp cold Albariño perhaps?

Entertainment: Something from our secret stash of Celebrity Chef sex tapes…’Delia does Dallas’.*

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Tags: cheese · Main Course · salad · Starter · Vegetarian

5 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Anonymous // Mar 27, 2013 at 22:51

    Mary Berry’s Cherry & Paul Holly’s Wood.

  • 2 Big Iain // Mar 29, 2013 at 16:03

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  • 3 Gwydwr // Mar 29, 2013 at 18:53

    It sounds heavenly and I will make it this weekend!
    Nice photo!

  • 4 richard // Apr 4, 2013 at 07:58

    Hardly an overwhelming response so far … come on, with the likes of Fanny Cradock, Simon Rimmer and Mitch Tonks, the job’s half done.

  • 5 richard // Apr 7, 2013 at 21:24

    Hi Gwydwr … did you? R

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